Not that Romney was the answer, BUT, our miltary deserves better from their Country!

Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would  Have Swung Election For Romney

Military Absentee BallotsWASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today  that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours  after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that  they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for  Governor Mitt  Romney.

Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the  military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for  a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to  Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was  surprised at the contents.

“I told Gunny we got a bunch of ballots instead of ammo,” Davis told  investigators earlier today.  “He told me to file a report of improper  delivery and that the chain of command would take care of it.  We didn’t  hear anything for three weeks.  While we were waiting we came under fire so  we dumped a bunch of them in the Hescoes.  We didn’t dig those ones back  out.”

After military officials realized the initial error, the ballots were then  sent back to the U.S. but suffered a series of setbacks.

Twelve boxes of ballots were dropped overboard during delivery to  the USS Kearsarge (LHD-3) in the Persian Gulf, then while the ship  sailed to Bahrain, postal clerks allegedly pocketed whatever ballots they  wanted.

The remaining absentee ballots were loaded onto a C-130, but the flight was  delayed until November 1st so the crew could get tax free pay for the  month.  Once the ballots arrived stateside they were promptly mailed to  each state’s counting facility, reaching their final destination on November  7th.

“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment.  “I  expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago.  It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the  course of history.”

Upon hearing the news, angry Republicans have begun a demand for a recount,  but most military absentee voters have shrugged off the news, with many  wondering whether the care packages their families sent six months ago were ever  going to show up.

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