Politics in America today:

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Politics in America today:
Here’s a little recap of our two party political system in America today.

 

Democrats:
We are going to spend America into oblivion;
Republicans:
Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

Democrats:
We are going to make every citizen in America the enemy of the country.
Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:
We think the us constitution is the biggest problem we have so we’re going to eliminate it.

Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:
The American people are living to high on the hog so we are going to destroy the American standard of living.
Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:
We think the American people should accept living on less but they should pay us more;
Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme, but it sounds good, there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:
The American people make too much money from owning private property so we are going to confiscate all land and private property.
Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:

Since the American people are now the biggest threat to our democracy we think it’s best if they don't have any weapons. We are going to ban ownership of all private weapons.

Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:
Americans are all over weight, they eat too much. So we are going to cut the food distribution to make food more difficult to get. That will help reduce obesity.

Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:
The rest of the world pays a lot more for fuel so we are going to force a raise in fuel and energy prices.
Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:

The American people are getting too old and lazy so we are going to open the borders and bring in more less expensive labor. That will put Americans out of work and help cut their standard of living.
Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.

 

Democrats:

The American people are crying and bitching to much so any time they say something we don’t like we are sending out the FBI to help silence them.
Republicans:

Well that sounds a little extreme. But I guess there’s nothing we can do about it so Okay.
Besides, it’s getting late and we’ve got to get home for Christmas break. We’ve been working too hard at all this opposition stuff.

 

This is just a little recap of where we are today in American politics.
It may sound a little ridiculous but it’s fairly accurate.

 

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